i’m whiskey drunk and i spent like 20 minutes laughing at the same shitty pun but its a rly good one tho
why couldn’t the bicycle stand up
it was too tired
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
I manage to turn everything into crap wow
yes that’s called digestion
finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes